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Best Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister

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Sisters are the most precious relation in this world. Everyone shares a very special bond with their sisters. Either they are younger ones or older ones. Also, there is another side of this special relationship. And that is of fighting, teasing, and pranking with your sister. So for that side of the relation, here are these funny birthday wishes for sister.

So we have brought the best collection of funny Birthday Wishes For Sister, Messages, and Greetings, so send her these greetings to let her know that how much you love your sister.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister

  • I could write a million songs about your grace and elegance – but mother always taught us not to lie.
  • Do you know why you are my favorite sister? Because you are dumb and you don’t even know it. Happy Birthday my dear!
  • You’re finally 21! Now you can legally do all those things that you’ve been doing since you were 16! Happy birthday!
  • Have I ever mentioned, how wonderful and comfortable your clothes are? No? Ups, sorry, they really are. Thanks! Happy birthday, sis, and hope your closet will always be full.
  • You know you get the most attention, right? So what exactly is the point of a whole day dedicated to you? Anyways, happy Birthday!

short funny birthday wishes for sister

  • To the sibling I am least embarrassed to be related to! Or am I? Happy Birthday to the coolest sister anyone could ever ask for!
  • Happy birthday to you! You look like a Chimpanzee, and you belong in a zoo! There you go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!
  • Out of all of siblings life has blessed me with you’re my favorite because only you can see the humor in receiving an empty box as a gift.
  • Happy Birthday Sister. As a kid, you were a lioness. But with the rising age, you’re becoming a lazy cat.
  • Enjoy your birthday this year to the fullest because who knows, after a few years, you might feel ashamed of your true age. Happy Birthday!

funny birthday wishes for sister

  • Do you know, you are the luckiest person in the world, sis? Wondering why and how? Just because you have ME. I know, I‘m cool. Wish you to be the same. !
  • I guess you’re probably expecting a joke about your old age or something along those lines, but… nah… I won’t say anything about that strand of gray hair I see above your right ear! Happy Birthday to my oldest sister!
  • Happy birthday, Sis, I hope you can wear those diapers yourself now because I am not helping.
  • I had a real funny joke about you prepared for this special occasion, but then I realized I didn’t want people to see me get my ass kicked by a girl.
  • No matter how serious life gets, you’ve got to have that one person you can be completely stupid with. So glad I’ve got you sis! Have a brilliant birthday!
funny birthday wishes for sister from brother
funny birthday wishes for sister from brother
  • I know that I am stuck with you for life, but even if I were able to pick another sister, I would still pick you. You are such a wonderful person, and I am so glad to be your sister.
  • Happy birthday, sis! I love everything about you, no matter you’re with makeup or not, because those panda’s eyes are right for you. You look sweet. Congratulations!
  • This year I decided to get you the type of gifts any beautiful young woman could use – a taser, pepper spray and pocket knife.
  • I never thought that having a little sister would be similar to taking care of a tiny monkey, but I would never have it any other way.
  • Today’s the day mom found you in a dustbin. You’ve grown up, but the smell just won’t go away. Happy Birthday to mom’s second favorite child.
funny birthday wishes for younger sister
funny birthday wishes for younger sister
  • My sister is the best and most special sister… because we’re the same size and so I have double the wardrobe! Have a lovely birthday, Sis!
  • Hooray it’s your birthday! Probably the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Today it’s all about you – have fun and enjoy your special day!
  • Congratulations with another new wrinkle on your baby face, sister! You still look pretty, no matter how old you are. And I’m not sarcastic at all.
  • I told mom when we found you in the woods that if we brought you home, fed and treated you right, you would grow up to be a great person, and as usual I was right.
  • It may be your birthday today but even if your 100 years old, you still always going to be my little monkey. Happy birthday, Sis.

funny birthday wishes for cousin sister

  • The best part of being your sister is having a best friend that is almost as pretty as me. Best wishes on your birthday!
  • Birthday wishes nowadays are so full of lies. They may make you smile but the truth is you are not more beautiful than you were last year. Happy Birthday!
  • You’re truly one in a million – so kind, caring, and sweet. To be honest, I am not sure how we are even related! I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are.
  • One more step closer to Alzheimer‘s, sis? Don‘t worry! Sometimes it’s good don’t remember things you don’t want. With this thing I congratulate you.
  • I know you would have been so happy if I said, “you are aging so beautifully”. But sadly. Lying is not one of my good qualities. Happy Birthday!

funny birthday wishes for sister

  • Happy birthday little sister, now that you’re older I hope that makes you less evil of a bit of devil.
  • No one can make me laugh like you do – especially when I look at your face. Happy Birthday Sister!
  • The fact that you are now grown up and about to move out brings me to tears, as now I’m going to find money to hire a maid.
  • Forget about your past and future, sis. Everything the most beautiful is waiting for you… near, next to the corner. And it’s me! Happy birthday, my darling!
  • Do you know what amuses me the most? Seeing that you are unable to hide your age even with this heavy makeup. Happy Birthday, loser!
funny birthday wishes for sister
funny birthday wishes for sister
  • Sis, you are like a parent, teacher and policewoman all rolled into one, and I’m still trying to figure out whether that’s a good or bad thing.
  • On your special day, I want to confess that I could never find a better crime partner than you. All of my cray ideas are implemented successfully just because of you. I’m so lucky to have a cute little baby sister.
  • Usually, wisdom comes along with age. It looks like you haven’t reached that age yet, so celebrate your birthday as crazy as it is possible! Happy birthday, sister!
  • Having a sister is like being blessed with two of everything. Two closets, two sets of makeup, and two hearts that are always connected. Thanks for always sharing your things with me even when you didn’t want to. Happy birthday!
  • One more year has gone from your life and it seems like you are on a mission to be the fattest girl in the world. Good luck with that. Happy Birthday!

funny happy birthday wishes for sister

  • Happy birthday to my beautiful sister! On this important day I just want to wish you one thing – to find a sacrifice for your life, who has come up with your unpredictable character. I can’t do this anymore. I’m joking. You’re amazing. Congrats!
  • Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!
  • Be thankful that I remember your day. You owe me a tribute for remembering this mishap of your birth. Happiest birthday to the youngest and spoiled member of the house.
  • Take two pieces of cake, one in each hand and you’ll be on a balanced diet. I wish you always be happy and skinny, my lovely beautiful sister!
  • It is said that if you don’t do wild things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to talk about when you’re old. Happy birthday dear sister, I hope you have a *memorable* day!
  • Congratulations on birthday, dear! Wish you always to get what you want, no matter what it is – even my last candy or bite. I‘ll try not to be very angry. Love you and happy birthday, sister!

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